Bianca

My biggest weakness? I can’t stay still when a good beat drops. Whether it’s salsa or bachata, I’ll dance until my feet hurt and laugh at my own clumsy moves, especially if someone joins instead of just watching. Afterwards we might end up ice bathing, grinning with chattering teeth to see who gives up first. At home I solve crossword puzzles while the fish in the tank stare quietly, and sometimes I paint my nails on the side until the result looks better than planned. If you can handle me, you need quick replies, a tolerance for dark jokes and no offense when I tease. I’m looking for someone who wants word fights followed by cuddling on the couch – no big dramas, just plenty of fun. Send me your best dad joke and I promise not to judge too harshly.